3.1 backwards cat

3.1
Following the collision, The Ball emerged out of the bag that he was in to see Bean Cake Kid sprawled on the floor a short distance away with a thin black bike tire line down the middle of his body. He saw that there was no sign of a meercat or a penny farthing, and quickly made a call to headquarters to inform someone of what had happened and to get some help. A few short minutes later Poo Cake Woman and Bean Boy were huddled around their creation as Fred was sniffing around for smells that might act as a clue and the Lonely Bear was asking around the small group of people that had gathered if any of them had seen what happened, but none of them were getting any new information.

Mr Mike looked around for the source of the voice and saw a figure lurking in the shadow of the wall with the road painting on it. Mr Mike started walking towards the wall and as he did so, the stranger turned round and walked awkwardly away from Mr Mike. He continued to follow the strange looking being for what must have been a good 10 minutes walking when he saw several more very unusual things and thought to himself “Nothing in this place is making much sense”. Even for someone who is retarded.

Despite having been hit by a penny farthing, Bean Cake Kid was up and wanting to go after his attacker 10 minutes later. Both Poo Cake Woman and Bean Boy would not allow him to and as Poo Cake Woman had some of her trusty boomerangs on her, Bean Boy agreed that it was better if she went after the source of the accident. She activated her beepamathon, so that the others would know where she was and set off, rolling along on top of her large salt and vinegar pringles tube. Luckily she had thought to pick up the right supplies before she came from the base.

As he was trying to keep up with the unknown individual, and didn’t quite understand, Mr Mike didn’t have time to prepare anything that would stop him getting soaked. He walked into what could only be described as rain that was falling upwards, following the weird being, who was a different kind of weird compared to what Mr Mike was used to. The person, if they could be called a person, stepped into something resembling a lift and Mr Mike jumped in just as the door closed.

When they arrived back at the base, Bean Boy and his successor went straight to the control room to talk to 62 fingered man. They informed him of what had happened and before they could even see any movement, he had tapped the keyboard to find out where Poo Cake Woman was.

Having lost sight of the penny farthing tracks, she stopped to catch her breath as she had just gone up a hill. She was looking around for any sign of a penny farthing when she thought she glimpsed a head quickly duck down behind the see saw in the play area of the park. She grabbed one of her boomerangs and launched it before the head popped up again and quickly began making her way to the park entrance, which was quick as it was downhill. She used the momentum to carry her swiftly across to the play area, and there lying behind the see saw was a meercat, a boomerang and, looking around, Poo Cake Woman spotted the penny farthing behind a tree.

Emerging out of the lift, Mr Mike appeared to be in a shop. He thought it looked like a pretty normal shop, but, now Mr Mike saw him properly, the man he had followed didn’t look normal at all. His eyes were white in the centre and blue around the edges, his eyebrows, lips, nose and ears were upside down and his whole head seemed to be on his neck backwards. Mr Mike realised this was probably why it looked like he was walking awkwardly.

Several hours later, Poo Cake Woman awoke with a headache and the vague memory of hearing a noise behind her and seeing a glimpse of an angry looking badger. She opened her eyes and appeared sitting on a large model of a plane in an otherwise empty room. Looking around she saw neither the meercat, the penny farthing and, more importantly, her boomerangs and other supplies were gone as well. Becoming slightly worried, Poo Cake Woman checked her beepamathon and was happy to see that it was still working. She then realised that the plane she was sitting on was fluorescent green and had random feet painted onto it.