3.4 backwards cat

3.4
"I'll start off here, with the road wall. It is quite self explanatory why it is called the road wall, as it has a road painted on it. If you watch carefully, you will see a person walking down it, and when they reach the end of the road, they will be shot. On this side of the wall, in about 7.224 seconds we will see the Knifey Man run into it and stay there. The other two sides of this wall are just blank. After a few seconds Gshnm, the giant square headed nail man, will hammer a nail into Knifey's back which will cause him to drop knives onto the fog people down there, who will, if provoked, cloud you in fog and attack you at the knees. If you follow me over in this direction, we will see 3 people who have no names, one of which has cut his fingers off and tied them onto his hat. His eyes have also lost connection with his eye sockets, so one of the others is holding them up, so that he can see himself. Moving on again, there is Teethy, who is standing on Gshnm's head and is obsessed with toothpaste and toothbrushes. He has been trying to shoot the man over there, who I call Sakesimen, with his toothpaste. Sakesimen is stuck in an endless loop of typing the word "page" over and over again on his computer, as punishment for being a nerd. Teethy has a giant toothbrush floating above his head, which is not just because of his obsession, it is also stopping that TV from hitting him. The TV is being thrown at Teethy by Roger, who feels the need to hurt someone because he himself is trapped in a noose. A short detour up here will bring us to the Heamise, who are two different people joint at the head, and next to them is the equally deranged man with the rest of his body coming out of the top of his head. He is so unhappy with his situation that he has taken up smoking, and never has less than 7 cigarettes in his mouth at one time, sometimes more than 7. Further on from him, is a small mountain which has a skiing yeti on it. Returning back to Roger, he is being held in a noose by this man, who, the one time he spoke, said that his name was Uck. For some reason, Uck is bleeding from his eyelid, and, judging by this thought bubble, is thinking of absolutely nothing every time I see him. The blood from Uck's eyelid is dripping down this way towards Brian, who is avoiding a bloody shower by using an umbrella. Over there in the distance, the last thing that has nothing to do with anything else, is a man who blinks every 5 seconds whilst standing next to something resembling the 182 bus which isn't moving anywhere. Brian however is moving somewhere, as he is stuck on the wheel of an upside down unicycle and must keep running to prevent himself from falling off. The rider of the upside down unicycle is also upside down, and we find ourselves back where we began, as the unicyclist is doing a handstand on the road wall"

As they could get no closer to Thirsty Land by car, the peculiar group of friends had hidden their vehicles and were continuing on foot. Or, in Hopigan's case, hopping, in The Ball's case, rolling and Bean Cake Kid was still on his bike, but now going at a normal pace. Staying in touch with the control team, they had been told that they should look for a Nimlok, as this was where Poo Cake Woman's beepamathon was saying she was. However none of them were quite sure what a Nimlok was.