3.6 backwards cat

3.6
Not quite sure he believed that Mr Mike didn’t know where he was from, the Backwards Man sighed and shuffled around one of the aisles of his shop. Watching him, Mr Mike saw the Backwards Man disappear through a doorway. Slowly following him, Mr Mike, entered the room to see yet another strange sight. It appeared that the backwards individual was trying to fly, by flapping his hands by his side, but quite clearly not getting anywhere. When he noticed that he was being watched, the Backwards Man asked Mr Mike if he had ever played on a Poo before. As he was looking a bit puzzled, the Backwards Man gathered that Mr Mike had no idea what he was talking about and proceeded to explain to him the novelty interaction of Poo.

Following Lonely Bear’s small pointing finger, they all turned round to see a large white ball looming over them with the word “Nimlok” right across the middle of it. Quickly getting over the surprise of having stood right in front of what they were looking for, the team set about looking for clues as to what this Nimlok thing was, or what might be inside it.

Having been overloaded with to much information that was confusing for even an ordinary person, let alone Mr Mike, he left the Pohs and went down into the lift before the Backwards Man had bothered to come away from his game. Swimming through the air in the direction of the random events, Mr Mike was irritated. He arrived next to Knifey and instantly saw the nail heading towards his back, knowing that when this happened, the sharp objects would be dropped on the Fog People. He didn’t understand why this was supposed to happen, so whipped out one of his spanners, and chucked it as hard as he could at Knifey. The sound of the collision with Knifey Man’s head was horrible, and, not having reached the road wall yet, he toppled out of sight. Several seconds later, the giant nail was hit by Gshnm, but as its usual target wasn’t there, Gshnm moved towards the wall himself. This resulted in Teethy not being able to hit his target, Sakesimen, and as the toothbrush followed him, there was nothing to stop the TV that was thrown by Roger. The TV continued to go downwards, and landed on the 3 people with no names. This caused Roger to become very angry. Roger turned on Uck and pushes him very far away, quite quickly. This then eliminated the need for Brian to be holding the umbrella, and, when he noticed that there was nothing dripping onto it, stopped running to see what had happened. As the upside down unicyclist didn’t yet know what was going on, he carried on cycling, which flung Brian off the wheel and into the wall, against which Mr Mike was hiding, as he had seen that he had done something wrong. Despite being in serious pain, Brian managed to lift his head up, look towards Mr Mike, and say “Damn you humans!” whilst shaking his fist in Mr Mike’s direction.