Thursday, 27 March 2008

3.9 backwards cat

3.9
On their way back to the place where they had hidden their vehicles, Hopigan thought that he would just have a quick look inside the Nimlok to see what it was like inside. Having found quite a strange mix of stuff, the others joined him to have a look. It seemed that the Meercat had kidnapped many other things and also planned more evil acts. He had a bomb kept away in one cupboard, a frog, a newt and a vampire in another room, a jet fighter taking up most of the space in the biggest room and something else beginning with the letter R, that none of the group could remember the name of. They decided to leave the bomb, the jet fighter and the something beginning with R, but to take the frog, the newt and the vampire back with them.

As they now had a few more to bring back with them, there wasn’t much space left in any of their vehicles. The Bored Guy had found a trailer, and attached it to the back of one of the vehicles and sat in it, MM found a small tray with wheels on it, and attached it to the back of Bean Cake Kid’s bike, picked up Brian and The Lonely Bear and perched on the tray. By the time they arrived back at the base, they were all exhausted, especially Bean Cake Kid, as he had done a lot of cycling at fast speeds. They arranged some beds for the frog, the newt and the vampire, and all headed to their own rooms for some much needed rest.

The next day, they had decided to continue their training program as usual. Bean Boy, Poo Cake Woman, The Bored Guy, MM, Fred, Hopigan, the Lonely Bear, Lame Name Eric and 62 fingered man entered into the now crowded training room, as they had inducted the frog, the newt, the vampire and Brian into it, to join the already existing trainees, Stiltzpig, who scuttles around all the time, and likes to play ping pong with his nose, extending his flat tail out of him bum to use as a bat, Fuirell, who was the result of a frog mated with a squirrel and Bean Cake Kid, who, despite trying to persuade Bean Boy otherwise, was still in his training process.

They were busy doing their usual teaching method when Stiltzpig said “Are we allowed to know what happened yesterday?”. After some thought, the experienced team explained to the young ones everything that had happened, and when they were finished, Stiltzpig and Fuirell were amazed. Fuirell said quietly, with much awe in his tone, “Your all a bunch of heroes”. Stiltzpig looked equally as impressed and said “And Mr Mike saved the day”. Bean Boy, at this point, said to the young ones with much to learn, “Sometimes, even the most retarded people have moments of genius. He must have inherited something from his parents after all”. Not having known who Mr Mike’s parents were, Bean Cake Kid asked. Bean Boy’s reply was, “His parents, were none other, than Superman and Wonderwoman ..”

Later that night, the usual team of heroes, and the new comers, all went to sleep happy with the knowledge that they had been a part of ridding the world of another bad guy. Mr Mike also went to sleep with a new way of thinking of life, now believing that everything happens for a reason.

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