Thursday, 27 March 2008

1. crazy tree dog

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Poo Cake Woman sits in her chair busily organising her desk and speedily typing when she looks up at the empty space where the strange upside down fish was for a week. She turns to her messy bed where Bean Boy, Fred, and the Lonely Bear were and cutely says “I want the fish back”.

The evil scheming Bean Boy says “Do your mission impossible acting and go steal it”
Poo Cake Woman does shifty eye movements and hums the mission impossible tune whilst holding her hands next to her face in a gun shape. At this point, clumsy Poo Cake Woman falls off her chair. Bean Boy, the Lonely Bear and Fred laugh at Poo Cake Woman as she picks herself up off the floor.

Eventually the laughing dies down and an alarm that sounds like a woppy noise makes them all jump. The Lonely Bear leaps off the bed, sprints across the room and turns the corner with the others following him.

Due to him being unfit, Bean Boy arrived in the secret room last. Eric the phantom, nicknamed “lame name Eric”, sighed with disappointment as Bean Boy slumped into a custom made chair.
Lame name Eric then continued with his description of their current threat. A crazy man who lived in Wales and liked experimenting on his dog had been stealing exhaust pipes from innocent people’s cars.

Bean Boy was particularly shocked and realised the seriousness behind this as he himself had needed a new exhaust for his bean mobile that very day and knew how much they cost. They all got prepared for what they were about to do – Poo Cake Woman got a fresh supply of boomerangs, Bean Boy put on his gadget shoes, Fred ate several energy bones and the Lonely Bear picked up his various weapons – and made their way to their own vehicles.
On their way to Wales, the group were informed by lame name Eric that the situation had gotten worse since they last talked.

He explained that the crazed individual had now kidnapped a load of sheep, was flying around on a rocketdog with all the sheep dangling below the rocketdog and had apparently called himself Crazy Sheep Man.

As the Crazy Sheep Man could fly, Bean Boy thought that it had been a good idea to put on his gadget shoes and, via the radio in his car, asked lame name Eric where this Crazy Sheep Man had last been seen.

The reply that he had been sighted next to a large multicoloured tree was no help to the team of unusual individuals as there were a lot of trees in Wales.

However as they were leaving England and travelling across a bridge into Wales a large red tree landed in front of them which meant they had to take immediate action to move out of its way.
As none of them heroes had cars that could fly, they would soon have to call for backup from their good friend.

Before this could be done the sheep hanging from the rocketdog had to be cut down and saved. This was a job for Poo Cake Woman, Bean Boy and Fred.

Poo Cake Woman used her supply of boomerangs to easily slice through the rope that was holding the sheep as Bean Boy used his gadget shoes to jump up and catch the falling sheep and, after having eaten some energy bones, Fred was able to jump really high and also catch some sheep.

Meanwhile, the Lonely Bear was filling in the 6th member of the team.

As he was doing this, Poo Cake Woman saw the Crazy Sheep Man flying his rocketdog towards the Lonely Bear. She shouted to Bean Boy and Fred to try and stop him but when they were unsuccessful and the bean mobile was destroyed and Bean Boy injured, she exclaimed “Oh poo cakes!”.

Worried about having been cut off suddenly from his fellow team member, their saviour was pushing his flying car to its fastest in order to prevent any more of them being injured.
Just as he was feeling particularly pleased with the damage he had caused so far, Crazy Sheep Man was annoyed by the famous flying car which he knew had been the downfall of other evil people.

Immediately he ordered his rocketdog to fly away, but the flying car was too quick. It was now accompanied by the other members of the team who were each holding one of the Lonely Bear’s weapons.

Crazy Sheep Man was especially scared at this point and, despite the agile rocket dog, was shot down by the heroes and as he fell to his death, saw a peculiar face appear in the sky after the flying car drew it there.


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