Thursday, 27 March 2008

3.2 backwards cat

3.2
Bean Boy was quite happily sitting on his bed, when 62 fingered man called him using the intercom system that had been made by Lame Name Eric. He had thought it would be funny to make it in the shape of a hole punch, so that when people were using it, they could say "I'm giving you a punch" if they wanted to talk to you. They had all been given different objects to act as intercoms. Poo Cake Woman was given a plastic banana, The Bored Guy an unsolved rubix cube, Fred got a post it note book made out of cat food, so that he didn’t eat it, the Lonely Bear a stuffed pigeon, MM got a bit of wood, Hopigan’s was just an ordinary pair of headphones, so he could place them on his head rather than having to hold something as he needed both of his arms to help him balance, The Ball's was built into his head so that he could roll at the same time without having to hold anything, Mr Mike was given his simply as a phone, as no one could be bothered to try and explain it in a way in which a retarded person would understand. Other than that there was a loudspeaker in each room that could be used to announce something to everyone, these were all in the shape of large cable ties. The message today from 62 fingered man was that something very odd had happened with Poo Cake Woman.

Having relocated from the comfort of his bed to the control room, Bean Boy was having it explained to him that the 62 fingered man had been looking at Poo Cake Woman's location when she had stopped in one place for a minute or so, and then suddenly been moved very quickly to Thirsty Land either underground or above ground as she seemed to go straight through buildings. Bean Boy asked 62 fingered man if he could keep him updated on Poo Cake Woman's location, and just before he exited the room, the 62 fingered man informed Bean Boy that Mr Mike's beepamathon was not appearing on his screen, Bean Boy was more concerned about Poo Cake Woman and quickly left the room and, whilst making his way to check on Bean Cake Kid, he heard the 62 fingered man's voice over the cable tie telling everyone to get prepared for the rescue.

Mr Mike was finding it difficult to talk to this strange character. He asked him what his name was and the man replied with "Man Backwards the am I. Name your is what?” Rather than telling him what his name was, Mr Mike took of his hat, which he was wearing backwards, and showed the Backwards Man the front of his hat which had "Mr Mike" printed on it. The man shook his head, which Mr Mike took to have the same meaning as a normal person nodding their head, and then said "Here you are why?" to which Mr Mike shrugged. Walking around the strange shop, Mr Mike saw that the man wasn't the only thing that was backwards. He then decided to take a look outside and found that when he went outside he didn't get wet at all as the floor was blocking the rain. He turned round towards the shop to see the man following him and the theme of things being backwards was continued by the shop that had a sign saying "Pohs" above it. Looking round to see it there was anything else to see in this strange world, Mr Mike thought he saw another building standing on a ledge a short distance away.

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