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Mr Mike was fed up with this place and wanted to get out. He voiced his thoughts to Brian, and Brian laughed and said that there was no way out. Mr Mike explained that there must be a way out, as there must be a way in, or how else would he have got here. Brian considered this and said "I suppose we might as well look for somewhere now, as you have doomed us all to something bad". They got up, Mr Mike giving Brian some help, as he was still in pain after having been smacked into the wall, and started going around the strange place they were in, which was distinctly different from what it had been not long ago. Travelling around the whole area, they found nothing that looked like it would be of any help to them to get out, they checked the items that had been left behind and they looked far away into the distance of this apparently never ending world for any sign of an exit. They made it back to where they began and slumped against the wall again. Brian said “See, I told you that there was no way out”. Mr Mike suddenly had a brainwave, possibly the only brainwave he had ever encountered, and quickly asked Brian if he had seen any glass around in this place.

Bean Boy jumped off the bike and quickly ran towards Poo Cake Woman and got her out of the Spiometer before the Meercat had even got close to them. Returning to Bean Cake Kid’s bike, Bean Boy and a rather shaken up Poo Cake Woman struggled to fit onto it, as it was just a bike designed for one person. Luckily MM had picked up some energy bones for Fred, and, seeing the problem, threw it towards his four legged friend. Before it had started its downward descent through the air, Fred leapt up and ate the whole thing in one, then whizzed past the slightly baffled Meercat and stood still whilst Bean Boy helped Poo Cake Woman onto his back. Bean Boy then jumped back onto the bike and they both joined the other members of their team, trapping the Meercat and his penny farthing between them and the Spiometer. The Meercat however remained slightly positive and said “You may have rescued her, but you still have not defeated me”.

Mr Mike was happy to know that his brainwave had been a successful idea, as he found himself and Brian, when they had gone through the window, had returned to the same street that Mr Mike had disappeared from earlier. He looked around, and saw a very strange looking large device that had a chair in the middle surrounded by some very large spikes. He was curious as to what it was, and decided to investigate it. Slowly walking towards it, Mr Mike and his new friend Brian were overcome by how big this thing actually was. It towered above them and the spikes were much bigger than they had first seemed. Hearing noises, Mr Mike signaled to Brian that they should be quiet, and started to creep around the side of whatever this unknown thing was. When he got to a point where he could see some more, he was surprised to see that his friends were all gathered a short distance away. Circling around a bit further he saw what appeared to be a meercat standing next to a penny farthing. He stayed where he was, silent and still for about 30 seconds, all the while the feeling that something wasn’t quite right grew inside of him. He took out one of his spanners, and launched it at the meercat.

Before they knew what had happened, the Meercat was lying on the floor, not moving. The team cautiously closed in on Poo Cake Woman’s kidnapper, until they were so close to him that they saw a large lump had formed on his head. The Bored Guy thought he noticed something shiny on the floor underneath the Meercat, and moved the body out of the way, for all of the team to see a spanner sitting on the floor. They all turned around in unison, to see Mr Mike walking towards them from behind the Spiometer. Poo Cake Woman, speaking for the first time since they had rescued her, said “How did you know he was the bad guy?” to which Mr Mike shrugged and said “Can we go back to our base now?”. Having got used to his retardedness a long time ago, none of the team bothered to pursue the subject any further.